Not Me Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.




So it is not me that has been doing very blond things...I mean, really blond things, lately. Nope, not me.

For instance...

It was not me who, while on the phone with my mom (and using the headset) looked down on my desk and saw my cellphone laying there open and wondered why it was open, hit exit and closed it.

Which hung up on my mom.

Nope, wasn't me!

And then the next day, while on the phone again, could not FIND THE PHONE. After looking all over the area I was sitting at, I finally noticed the phone laying right in front of me. Because I had just laid it down after getting OFF the phone! Yes, I was TALKING on it when I started to look for it!!!

I mean seriously. NOT me.

And it was certainly NOT me who bought a fresh rotisserie chicken at Sams Club only to get home and try to figure out what to do for dinner. Upon not thinking of anything creative decide to go with the General Tsos chicken that I had also got at Sams Club.

After putting it in the oven I turned around and saw the rotisserie sitting there waiting for me.

Oh. My. Goodness.

It was not me who then startled my husband with my rather loud and rather crazy laugh as I realized what I had done. He then did not reassure me that it was fine and we could just have both.

Cuz really, who wouldn't want TWO chickens for dinner?

All of this happened last week. I seem to be getting blonder and blonder. But like I've always said...

Blond is not a hair color...it's a state of mind!


P.S.
On a serious note...I've been having dizzy spells, shortness of breath, heart palpitations, lips feeling numb, etc. I woke up this morning in the wee hours and after giving DH the opportunity to go get the baby I laid back down and realized the room was spinning. Or the bed was. I dunno. My eyes were closed and it was not a pleasant experience. The only other times that's ever happened was the first (and only) time I ever got drunk (just because I had never had the experience before and wanted to 'try' it, and NEVER wanted to do it again!!!) and once when I had vertigo, which was also NOT a pleasant experience and I NEVER want to do that again either! I actually thought I had vertigo again this morning with the spinning thing, but when I woke up later it was gone.

S'anyway, I have an appt with the dr later this month, but if ya'll could be in prayer that it's nothing serious I'd really appreciate it!!!